Sometimes, work is just no fun at all. The snarky pens in this set offer up sayings like, “Never too early to start dreading Monday” and are the perfect writing utensils to reach for when you’re having a bad day. Maybe you don’t want to leave them sitting out where your boss can see them though? Those neon colors are hard to miss!
Here’s all the phrases:
- Never too early to start dreading Monday
- I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow
- This meeting could have been an email
- Same thing, different day
- Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock
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