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Sloth Socks | Womens

$9.00

Funny sloth socks for women that say, “Can’t reach it, don’t need it.”

Women's

Sloth Socks | Womens

$9.00

Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 65% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Also available for men
by Foot Traffic

Description

“Can’t reach it, don’t need it.” It’s the perfect philosophy, or phi-sloth-ophy, as these funny women’s animal socks say! They feature those wise words along with a cute illustration of a sloth hanging from a branch on your ankle. Slip into these, cozy up on the couch, and ask someone else in your house to bring you a drink!

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