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Santa Knows Christmas Socks


Put a twist on a holiday classic with these funny women’s Christmas socks that change a popular kids’ carol about Santa to a slightly more adult version: “He sees you when you’re drinking ... he knows when you are baked!” Cartoony images of cookies and cocktails in a ’60s, Sputnik style accompany those hilarious lyrics, making these socks a great choice for women who really know how to rock around the Christmas tree!


  • Crew Length
  • Fits women's shoe size 4-10
  • Also available for men
  • Contents: 65% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Polyester, 5% Spandex
  • by Foot Traffic

*All U.S. orders over $50 qualify for Free Standard Shipping!

Shipping Method Estimated Time Fee
U.S. Standard 3-6 business days $6.95 on orders under $50
Expedited 2-3 business days Determined at checkout
U.S. FedEx Overnight 1 business day Determined at checkout
International Mail 4-21 business days
Determined at checkout
FedEx Int'l Economy 2-5 business days Determined at checkout


*Standard Orders are processed Monday-Friday within three business days, excluding Federal Holidays. Free shipping within the US at $50 is calculated on the products purchased after any discounts and does not include gift cards or gift wrapping.


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