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Alarm Bitch Socks


Just call these your sleeping in socks! These hilarious women’s crew socks feature a bunch of little alarm clocks at sunrise, plus the fabulously antagonistic phrase, “Alarm, you’re a little bitch.” Perfect for all those folks who wake up on the wrong side of the bed every morning, ready to throw their alarm against the wall!


  • Crew Length
  • Fits women's shoe size 5-10
  • Contents: 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • by Blue Q

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