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Shit Show Hand Sanitizer


If life wasn’t such a shit show, we wouldn’t need gallons of hand sanitizer just to walk out our front doors. Well, sometimes you just gotta laugh! And for us, it’s the tiny little line near the bottom of the package on this hand sanitizer: “With aloe vera, to soothe the shittiness.” You could give these life-saving little bottles as gifts, but they’re so funny you will be more than tempted to keep them for yourself!

**please note: this item is only available in the Unites States via standard shipping.


  • Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.
  • 62% alcohol content.
  • Aloe vera helps keep your hands from drying out.
  • Bottle is 2 fl. oz.
  • by Blue Q

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