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Shit Show Hand Sanitizer


If life wasn’t such a shit show, we wouldn’t need gallons of hand sanitizer just to walk out our front doors. Well, sometimes you just gotta laugh! And for us, it’s the tiny little line near the bottom of the package on this hand sanitizer: “With aloe vera, to soothe the shittiness.” You could give these life-saving little bottles as gifts, but they’re so funny you will be more than tempted to keep them for yourself!

**please note: this item is only available in the Unites States via standard shipping.


  • Kills 99.99% of germs on contact.
  • 62% alcohol content.
  • Aloe vera helps keep your hands from drying out.
  • Bottle is 2 fl. oz.
  • by Blue Q

*All U.S. orders over $50 qualify for Free Standard Shipping!

Shipping Method Estimated Time Fee
U.S. Standard 3-6 business days $5.95 on orders under $50
Expedited 2-3 business days Determined at checkout
U.S. FedEx Overnight 1 business day Determined at checkout
International Mail 4-21 business days
Determined at checkout
FedEx Int'l Economy 2-5 business days Determined at checkout


*Standard Orders are processed Monday-Friday within three business days, excluding Federal Holidays. Free shipping within the US at $50 is calculated on the products purchased after any discounts and does not include gift cards or gift wrapping.


Domestic returns are always free inside the U.S.! Be sure to have your order number handy. Start here to create a return shipping label using our third-party service: Create a Domestic Return Label or contact us to get the process started for you!

Learn more about our shipping and returns options here.

Did you know we can bundle up this item and all of our other products into fun employee gifts? Learn more about our bulk corporate gift options here.

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