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Parenting Pen Set


This funny pen set is the perfect addition to any family household! It’s a great gift for new parents, sure, but those with kids of just about any age can relate to sayings like, “I love my ungrateful children.” You’ll want to keep these fun pens in a purse or bag, but they’ll also look great on a desk, in the kitchen or anywhere your kids are bound to find them!

Here’s all the phrases:

  • It takes a village and a vineyard
  • Sorry I’m late, I have kids
  • I love my ungrateful children
  • My parenting style is called survivalist
  • RIP sleeping in


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