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I Never Fart Socks


Look, sometimes you just don’t want to admit that you’re the one who dealt it. We get it! Now, we have never used the particular excuse found on these funny women’s socks (we tend to blame the dog), but we love the sentiment all the same. “I never fart,” they say, above a pattern of dandelions. Of course, given dandelion greens’ status as a gas-fighting rock star, this might just be a true statement for you!


  • Crew Length
  • Fits women's shoe size 5-10
  • Contents: 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
  • by Blue Q

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