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I Can't Cook Socks | Women's


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Sometimes, even the sock fairies have to admit that a home-cooked meal is over-rated. Especially if you aren’t particularly gifted in the kitchen! These funny food socks for women are covered in Chinese take-out containers, chopsticks and fortune cookies. No need to cook — that’s what take-out is for, after all! Besides, who doesn’t love a good fortune cookie?


  • Crew Length
  • Fits women's shoe size 4-10.5
  • Contents: 60% Cotton, 31% Nylon, 7% Polyester, 2% Spandex
  • Also available for men
  • by Hot Sox

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