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Fuck This Meeting Candle


We’re not sure what “this could have been an email” would actually smell like, but this funny, sour grapefruit-scented candle seems pretty perfect! You might not want to keep this snarky candle tin on your desk at work, but it’s absolutely perfect for the home office. It’s good for four 1-hour burns and even comes with its own matchbook tucked under the lid. Bonus: It just might make that next Zoom meeting a little more bearable!


  • Scent: Sour Grapefruit
  • Net weight: 3 oz
  • Size: 1.125” high X 3.125” in diameter
  • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
  • Old-school matchbook included!
  • Burn time: Four 1-hour burns
  • Handmade, so no two are identical!
  • Feeling sassy? Check out our Sassy & Snarky collection!
  • by Whiskey River Soap Co.

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