Glasses? Nope. Contacts? Nope. Readers? Nope. Squinting? Nope. You have always had perfect vision, allowing you to remain calm, cool and collected while your peers are dodging taunts of “four eyes”. Continue with your crazy unique eyesight by impressing all those around you with these eye chart socks… extra points if you pin them across the room and test your own limits as your next fun party trick.