The Sock Drawer

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100% That Bitch Socks | Unisex


As much as we love Lizzo, we think you don’t actually need a DNA test to learn that you’re “100% that bitch.” That’s what these funny word socks are for! Make sure to let everyone see these bold socks — they come in fire-engine red and feature glitter throughout! And if people don’t believe you, well, they can listen to the sound of you not calling them back.

Special Feet-ures:


  • Crew Length
  • Unisex: one size fits most (fits women's shoe size 6-13; fits men's shoe size 5-12.5)
  • Contents: 58% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex, 3% Lurex
  • by Gumball Poodle

*All U.S. orders over $50 qualify for Free Standard Shipping!

Shipping Method Estimated Time Fee
U.S. Standard 3-6 business days $6.95 on orders under $50
Expedited 2-3 business days Determined at checkout
U.S. FedEx Overnight 1 business day Determined at checkout
International Mail 4-21 business days
Determined at checkout
FedEx Int'l Economy 2-5 business days Determined at checkout


*Standard Orders are processed Monday-Friday within three business days, excluding Federal Holidays. Free shipping within the US at $50 is calculated on the products purchased after any discounts and does not include gift cards or gift wrapping.


Domestic returns are always free inside the U.S.! Be sure to have your order number handy. Start here to create a return shipping label using our third-party service: Create a Domestic Return Label or contact us to get the process started for you!

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