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Valentine’s Day? Nah.

Funny women’s cocktail socks that say, “I have mixed drinks about feelings” A woman wearing funny socks that say, "I have mixed drinks about feelings" while drinking a martini by a pool
Women's
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$9.00
Funny dog patterned socks that say, “People I want to meet: 1. Dogs” A woman petting her dog wearing funny dog patterned socks that say, “People I want to meet: 1. Dogs”Sold Out
Women's
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$14.00
Funny cat socks for women that say, “People I love: 1. Cats” A woman wearing funny cat socks that say, “People I love: 1. Cats”Sold Out
Women's
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$14.00
Funny floral socks for women that say, “Bitch, I AM relaxed” by Blue Q Funny floral socks for women that say, “Bitch, I AM relaxed” laying flat next to flowers on a red background
Women's
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$14.00
Funny novelty I Heard You Don't Care socks for women from Blue Q Sold Out
Women's
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$14.00
Funny Blue Q socks for women that say, “One more episode” Funny "one more episode" socks for women laying flat next to a TV remote and a cup of ice cream
Women's
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$14.00
Cute women’s socks that say, “Proud Plant Mom” Cute women’s socks that say, “Proud Plant Mom”laying flat next to plants and succulentsSold Out
Women's
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$14.00
Funny women’s cocktail socks that say, “I have mixed drinks about feelings” A woman wearing funny socks that say, "I have mixed drinks about feelings" while drinking a martini by a pool
Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 8 reviews
Women's
Mixed Drinks Socks
$9.00
Funny dog patterned socks that say, “People I want to meet: 1. Dogs” A woman petting her dog wearing funny dog patterned socks that say, “People I want to meet: 1. Dogs”Sold Out
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 6 reviews
Women's
People to Meet: Dogs Socks
$14.00
Funny cat socks for women that say, “People I love: 1. Cats” A woman wearing funny cat socks that say, “People I love: 1. Cats”Sold Out
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 8 reviews
Women's
People I Love: Cats Socks
$14.00
Funny men’s video game socks that say, “F*ck off, I’m gaming” A man wearing funny socks that say 'fuck off, I'm gaming'Sold Out
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 10 reviews
Men's
Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Socks
$15.00
Fun whiskey novelty socks for men cool men socks with a pattern of liquor bottles and glasses, along with a watch, a tie, and a flaskSold Out
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 6 reviews
Men's
Rocks or Neat Socks
$12.00
Funny cat socks with the words "My cat says you're dumb" Sold Out
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 7 reviews
My Cat Says You're Dumb Socks | Unisex
$13.00
Funny floral socks for women that say, “Bitch, I AM relaxed” by Blue Q Funny floral socks for women that say, “Bitch, I AM relaxed” laying flat next to flowers on a red background
Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 10 reviews
Women's
Bitch I AM Relaxed Socks
$14.00
Funny novelty I Heard You Don't Care socks for women from Blue Q Sold Out
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 9 reviews
Women's
I Heard You Don't Care Socks
$14.00
Funny women’s crew socks that say, “Nap Queen” and have gold crowns A woman wearing funny crew socks that say, "Nap Queen" Sold Out
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 9 reviews
Women's
Nap Queen Socks
$9.00
Funny Blue Q socks for women that say, “One more episode” Funny "one more episode" socks for women laying flat next to a TV remote and a cup of ice cream
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 9 reviews
Women's
One More Episode Socks
$14.00
Cute women’s socks that say, “Proud Plant Mom” Cute women’s socks that say, “Proud Plant Mom”laying flat next to plants and succulentsSold Out
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 1 review
Women's
Proud Plant Mom Socks
$14.00
Cute women’s food socks cups of coffee, glasses of wine and the words “AM” and “PM” woman wearing funny socks with cups of coffee, glasses of wine and the words "am" and "pm"Sold Out
Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 4 reviews
Women's
Wine and Coffee Socks
$9.00

The most romantic day of the year, huh? Nah. You’ll pass. You’ve had enough of all that lovey-dovey junk. Instead, these funny socks are for all the singles out there who would rather have a laugh on Feb. 14 than deal with those annoying couples and their public displays of affection. Gag! A little bit of sass and sarcasm — and some indulgent food and drink — is just what you need to get you through.