Valentine’s Day? Nah.

The most romantic day of the year, huh? Nah. You’ll pass. You’ve had enough of all that lovey-dovey junk. Instead, these funny socks are for all the singles out there who would rather have a laugh on Feb. 14 than deal with those annoying couples and their public displays of affection. Gag! A little bit of sass and sarcasm — and some indulgent food and drink — is just what you need to get you through.

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Funny men’s socks that say, “I call bullshit,” with a picture of a bull

Men's Bull Socks | Mens


Funny men’s tequila socks that say, “Yes, you can dance!”

Men's Tequila Socks | Mens


Funny women’s ankle socks with nachos that say, “Nacho problem”

Women's Nacho Problem Socks | Womens

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Funny women’s ankle socks that say, “Donut kill my vibe”

Women's Donut Kill My Vibe Socks | Womens

On Sale $5.00 Regular price

Funny apple ankle socks that say “Bite me”

Women's Bite Me Socks | Womens


Funny women’s cocktail socks that say, “I have mixed drinks about feelings”

Women's Mixed Drinks Socks | Womens

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