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Horoscope: Fuck Toothbrush

$8.00

Start your day with some good old-fashioned sarcasm — and brushing your teeth, of course! Just because a habit is healthy and good for you doesn’t mean it couldn’t be improved by a little sarcasm and cursing! Perfect for horoscope fans, this funny toothbrush will make you smile every time you brush. Which is AT LEAST twice a day, right?!? Remember: Toothbrushes are awesome and inexpensive gifts!

Details:

  • Soft, rounded bristles for safe and gentle effectiveness
  • High quality, high count bristles for long-lasting cleaning power.
  • Wide handle for comfy grip. Smooth turns to remove plaque and stains at every angle.
  • BPA-free for safety.
  • by Blue Q

*All U.S. orders over $50 qualify for Free Standard Shipping!

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Expedited 2-3 business days Determined at checkout
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Returns

Domestic returns are always free inside the U.S.! Be sure to have your order number handy. Start here to create a return shipping label using our third-party service: Create a Domestic Return Label or contact us to get the process started for you!

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