These funny pens are so perfect for dog lovers, you’ll want to buy them in batches. That way you can keep at least one set for yourself! With quirky sayings like “Dogs > People” and “Ask me about my dog,” you’ll want to keep these pens handy at all times. They’ll look right at home in your bag or on your desk, in your kitchen ... the possibilities are endless!
Here’s all the phrases:
- Dogs > People
- Ask me about my dog
- Sorry I can’t, I have plans with my dog
- Hi, can I pet your dog?
- Dogs are cheaper than therapy
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