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Customer Service Pen Set


This particular set of five funny pens is for past or present customer service representatives only! After all, you’ll only get the humor here if you’ve lived through CS hell. (Don’t believe us? Ask a CS rep if the customer is always right.) These hilarious and colorful pens will look right at home on any desk, and they make great gifts for your industry friends!

Here’s all the phrases:

  • The customer is always wrong
  • Outward smiles, inward screams
  • Sorry, I’m on my break
  • I don’t know. I just work here
  • Here to help! JK, please leave me alone


  • Set of five ballpoint pens with black ink.
  • by Fun Club

*All U.S. orders over $50 qualify for Free Standard Shipping!

Shipping Method Estimated Time Fee
U.S. Standard 3-6 business days $6.95 on orders under $50
Expedited 2-3 business days Determined at checkout
U.S. FedEx Overnight 1 business day Determined at checkout
International Mail 4-21 business days
Determined at checkout
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*Standard Orders are processed Monday-Friday within three business days, excluding Federal Holidays. Free shipping within the US at $50 is calculated on the products purchased after any discounts and does not include gift cards or gift wrapping.


Domestic returns are always free inside the U.S.! Be sure to have your order number handy. Start here to create a return shipping label using our third-party service: Create a Domestic Return Label or contact us to get the process started for you!

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Did you know we can bundle up this item and all of our other products into fun employee gifts? Learn more about our bulk corporate gift options here.

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