Show your favorite healthcare hero just how much you care — by making them laugh! You’ll definitely want to give this set to every “Best. Freaking. Nurse. Ever” who you know. Pens always seem to be in short supply, and with phrases like “Can’t fix stupid, but we can sedate it,” these are writing utensils that nurses will be happy to share!
Here’s all the phrases:
- I know I look tired, thanks
- I miss sitting down
- Here to save your butt, not kiss it
- Best. Freaking. Nurse. Ever.
- Can’t fix stupid, but we can sedate it
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