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Teachers Pen Set


“Teaching for the money and fame,” proclaims one of the pens in this hilarious set made just for teachers. They’re a fabulous gift for the educator in your life, and they’ll fit right in on any desk. The best part? One of the pens comes with red ink (we’re guessing it’s the one that says, “grade now, cry later”). Your favorite teacher will definitely want to lend out these funny pens!

Here’s all the phrases:

  • Dreaming of summer break
  • Grade now, cry later
  • I teach therefore I drink
  • Teaching for the money and fame
  • Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.


  • Set of five ballpoint pens. Four have black ink and one has red!
  • Pairs perfectly with these Teacher's World socks for men and women
  • by Fun Club

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