So many worries, so little time. How can you possibly express them all? We’re not sure, but these funny pens might be able to help! With hilarious phrases like, “Even my anxiety has anxiety” and more, you might consider picking up a few of these sets of five pens. That way you can give them away to your anxious friends! Wait, is that presumptuous of us? Or are we overthinking it?
Here’s all the phrases:
- OMG are you mad at me?
- BRB, let me overthink this
- Even my anxiety has anxiety
- I came. I saw. I had anxiety so I left.
- Can’t wait to worry about everything today!
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