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Selective Hearing Specialist Socks

$13.00

Don’t even pretend anymore. You’ve been caught too many times. Everyone knows you didn’t hear the last thing that was said. Be honest with yourself and everyone you know by proudly rocking these funny men’s socks that say “Selective Hearing Specialist.” These also make a great gift for that certain man in your life ... he knows who he is ... and what he’s done.

Details:

  • Crew length
  • Fits men's shoe size 7-12
  • Contents: 65% Combed Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • by Blue Q
Sock Size U.S. Women's Shoe Size U.S. Men's Shoe Size European Shoe Size UK Shoe Size
9-11 5-10 4-7.5 36-41 3-5
10-13 10.5-13 8-12.5 42-46 7-12
14+ 14+ 13+ 47-51 12.5+

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